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Wake   
08:48am 10/08/2009
  Emptiness brings hope.

We are the Hollow Men, Eliot and I.
 
     

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redux   
10:59am 22/07/2009
  tell me of your regrets, what they are, what we've become and of the sins we ate and didn't eat.

tell me you'll stand alone if i ask you to, that the sheer force of passion alone will move worlds and put the universe and us back together.

tell me
 
     

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"Kampai, BITCHES!"   
01:27pm 27/08/2008
  I can't get over how fucking good this video is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZEA54VJEdE

Christ fucking a hobo this is genius.
 
     

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"are you mooning me?!"   
01:55pm 12/10/2007
  Peggy Bell: http://essc.unt.edu/saucs/tuition.htm
Ben Inn: (__).(__)
Peggy Bell: http://essc.unt.edu/saucs/tuition.htm
Peggy Bell: oopps! wrong ben.
Ben Inn: (___).(___)
Peggy Bell: are you mooning me?!
Ben Inn: >.>
Ben Inn: never....
Ben Inn: <.<
Peggy Bell: ....
 
     

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"... all of them Mollari! ALL OF THEM!"   
09:25am 30/07/2007
  So I had this brief flash of an idea, inspired by Post Secret ( http://postsecret.blogspot.com/ ). I create a journal and give out the password, everyone posts anonymously and replies anonymously. It's not as artsy as Post Secret, but it's confidential.

Then I thought meh, someone's probably already done it. Also, sometimes the deep dark shit you see on Post Secret is kinda fuckin' disturbing.
 
     

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"UPDATE : EVERYTHING IS WORKING!"   
11:00am 26/02/2007
  Setup : So one of my many duties at work is to manage people's access into the system.
We got a new employee today.
New employee's supervisor is someone quite attention-hungry, who will ramble on about nothing at all if she thinks someone, ANYONE will listen to her.

Just now she came to me and the conversation went something like ...
Her : "Hey, (new employee) has all their access and everything's working."
Me : *blank, then confused look* "Why... did you tell me that?"
Her : "In case you were wondering."
Me : "O.....kaaay....?"
Her : "You only want to know if it's NOT working then?"
Me : "Yes."

Folks, if we needed an update about about everything that IS working, our lives would be bombarded with so much meaningless crap that we'd probably kill ourselves as quickly as possible. Think of it :

HAAY!!! HAAAAAAY!! TEH INTARWEBZ AM WORKING!
HAAY!!! HAAAAAAY!! GRAVITY AM WORKING!!!!
HAAY!!! HAAAAAAY!! OFFICE DOOR AM WORKING!!!!
etc.

THANKS FOR TELLING ME THAT EVERYTHING IS STATUS QUO! PLEASE DIE VERY SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY!
 
     

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Smack!   
09:00am 24/02/2007
  Don't you just hate it when you go to post an entry and it ends up being way more private than you'd intended, so you have to hide it from everyone?

I did get to spank her bare ass in the dream though, that was a HUGE plus.
 
     

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*flex*   
09:52am 20/02/2007
  12.7% body fat. I'm at the edge of the "athletes" category and I've been slackin' on the jogging.  
     

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FSQotM   
11:02am 14/02/2007
  Argument : introspection is fucking useless because any answers you come up with come from yourself. All you're ultimately doing is convincing yourself what the truth is.

Discuss.
 
     

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Carefree   
11:54am 30/01/2007
  At parties, she would dance even if I wasn't dancing, even if she was the only one dancing.  
     

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Winter   
04:56pm 29/01/2007
  When walking around with her, she would see random pieces of trash with writing on them, pick them up, and read them.  
     

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Hot Asian People   
09:17am 26/01/2007
 
mood: blank
*monotone voice* I just got a friend invite from HotAsianPeople.com on WhoreSpace. I don't know whether to be disgusted or flattered. Or both. Maybe it's a bot. Or the profile got hacked and sent out millions of invites and I just happened to get one.
 
     

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Shit I learned and re-learned this week.   
11:32am 25/01/2007
 
mood: pessimistic
Funerals aren't about the person. They're about the facade you can put up at the event.

You can do everything for a person and they still won't. give. a. fuck.

If you can't say what you mean, you mean nothing.

Waiting around for something that probably won't happen is beyond fucking stupid.

Sometimes it's best to just shut the fuck up.
 
     
 
On some level, Ben = Linus   
10:33am 16/01/2007
  So late Saturday night I'm getting out of my car and this black guy walks up to me. Yes I said black guy, yes I thought he was probably gonna try to kill me, no fuck YOU I'm not a racist - put yourself in a similar situation and see what your first thoughts are. Turns out all he wanted was a blankie.

Click here to hear the rest of the story, as if you give a fuck, which you probably don't. Asshat. )
 
     

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You'd have to try pretty goddamn hard though   
10:40am 09/01/2007
  I *guess* that yesterday could have been more fucked up. I mean, there really isn't a ceiling on that sort of thing.

The pre-lunch stuff is the absolute best though. It's Bates Motel fucking priceless.
 
     

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It could be worse   
06:21pm 13/12/2006
  I would like it noted that a bird just shit in my face. If I had been jogging any faster, I'd have birdshit in my eye.

I think it's pretty fucking hilarious.
 
     

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"You know what the sun's all about when the lights go out."   
04:37pm 13/12/2006
  Through creative use of explosives, I divined that it was time for a road trip to see Saltarius for his birthday.

Drivin', leather, 20-year-old farts, da Blues, and taco songs. Yeah, as if you give a fuck. )
 
     

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"I am an ass!"   
04:29pm 05/12/2006
  I've been called an ass 7 times this week, and it's only Tuesday. Most people at this point would be like "fuck, I'm doing something wrong." When I realized it though, the first thought through my mind was "well shit, let's set a record here..."  
     

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A question very out of character for me   
02:41am 25/11/2006
  So, what did everyone wear to Thanksgiving dinner? Don't say you fucking went naked either, because that would probably just gross me out.

I wore a Slo Ro t-shirt and my usual black jeans. Unexpected, no?
 
     

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Aaaah!!!   
01:57am 18/11/2006
  Aaaah!!! Help! I can't stop listening to it! Repeat is a bad thing!!
Help!
 
     

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